Do you and your dog love the outdoors? Does one of you like to get exercise? Then gear up with the Springer Dog Exerciser, a revolutionary new way to take your dog for a walk without getting off your fat ass! Ride around the park while your dog struggles to keep up! Coast through busy streets while your dog tromps his way over potholes and sleeping hobos just to stop from getting strangled!
But don't take our word for it. Here's Internationally Known Dog Fighter Doctor Yuri Dotretskov:
"Put spring on bike. Spring hold leash. Dog forced to follow bike."
And just listen to what some of our customers have to say:
"They say that eating right and getting exercise is the best way to a long, healthy life. For dogs. I'll have a Quarter Pounder with Cheese large combo. With a Diet Coke. Is the sundae machine working?" -Amber, 29 on the phone
"I hate exercise almost as much as I hate my dog. Thanks, Springer Dog Exerciser!" -Pete, 28
"Hurry the fuck up, Lola! We have to get home to catch the 'Dancing With The Stars' recap show!" -Margaret, 38
Springer Dog Exerciser. Now You Got The Hook Up™!
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