Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of April 3

Now here is a stack of underused Twitter hashtags that need a home. Won't you attach some of these to your stupid tweets? They'd appreciate it.

#aplasticsurgeonwhocares

#mypenisisstuckinthisdrawer

#gocharlottebobcats

#leavekimjongunalone

#plankinglol

#chickenbased

#ogilvyhomeperm

#katemiddletonvomit

#highonlifeandmeth

#voldemortapologist

#idontneedtheseovaries

#punchingjeffhealey

#c@ck