It's see-through leggings over a thong that can really ruin the look of a tanktop/bra strap combo.
Note: If someone who's never met you can pick you out of a crowd just from the description "match-matchy dandy," you're doing something wrong.
Worst witness protection program ever.
Gareth was thinking two things:
1) Do I want a large or medium Pepsi?
2) What are the chances of my penis fitting inside a horseshoe crab?
See, even white boys can be idiot thugs, too.
Look, if you insist on telling the world how much you love weed, don't be surprised if you get your shit searched by cops at every turnstile.
That's not mesh; it just used to be a medium sweater.
If you paid full price for a bra, you better damn well show it off by wearing one of those vented blouses with holes in the back.
NOTE: That just might be a nursing blouse on backwards. Who knows.
Boots have shoelaces. Collar shirts have buttons. So you can't possibly be expected to also work a fly zipper and a belt buckle ON THE SAME DAY.
It's odd how out of place you look with a fez when you're not driving a miniature car.
Best witness protection program ever.
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