Happy Valentines Day, Evelybody

We at Eat A Dick Joel would like to wish you, you friends, your loved ones, and even people you just casually know a happy, healthy, safe, drug-free, wonderful, productive Valentines Day.



We would also like to tell Nehow that Dan like him and urge Dan to ask her to be Valentine.

***Editor's Note: At first I thought that was a self-reminder note, but reading it twice, the verb tenses make it sound like a third-party schemer is pulling the strings in this relationship. What are your theories?