The following is an IM conversation sent by an anonymous person in Chicago. The chat window was left open, and the Senior Account person and a producer here in New York could read it during a conference call in my office:
"just took the weirdest dump
you know those soy noodles!? the fettucini ones
so i am pooping ..
look down and i keep pooping but there is a section of poop connected to one of those noodles hanging out of my butt
it wouldn't come off. it was like a dog that eats hair"
So, like, guess who.
3 comments:
Jessica
I wrote a song about Dean Hacohen. It was called "KASHNER!"
it was me!
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