Monday, July 14, 2008

*** SUPER HELLAJERALD UPDATE ***


“A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes.”
-Mark Twain

The planets are lining up for the big EADJ Jerald meeting on Saturday. And with that, an additional variable has been entered in the equation: EADJ Ambassador John Reid has agreed to go with us to MEET JERALD!

What this will do to the delicate political balance of the conference is unknown. Stay tuned for the latest analysis from Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper, and Darva Conger.

In related Jerald Lunch news, J'Net not-very-politely declined an invitation to join the group. She was overheard to say, "Whatever."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I renounce that goatee.