Friday, July 4, 2008

Mini Off Brand T.P. Roundup!


It was recently discovered that Toucan Cleric's Fun has changed their brand of toilet paper in the bathroom. The new brand is named "Hillyard Green Select."

What makes it greener? Well, it's flimsier, more brittle paper, so that should break down faster in the elements (or in your ass). It also feels like you're wiping with a recycled pizza box, so there's that.

It's just too bad that Toucan Cleric's Fun is thinking so much about going green lately, when in fact its bathrooms are the worst polluted places on earth:

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