(submitted by Tom Weingard, via email)
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"I met a dude on the chairlift in aspen who’s from around where I’m from in philly and I gave him my email because he said his nephew was looking for ad agencies in nyc, who I have since helped. The dude went out there on a trip by himself which I thought was ballsy and I immediately thought ’gay’, but of course I don’t know. Then he sent me this recently after having a couple email passes...
Where do you work anyway. What do you do again?
Something in advertising right.
I am a Banker. I have a pretty good job. I cannot complain about money. I am overpaid really.
I travel an hour each day so that part is expensive with the gas.
I'm 42. I have a house. I bet you are under 30. Do you rent an apartment in NY? The funny thing is we had our ski stuff on the time I met you and all I remember is you were taller than me I think with dark hair. Not sure really.
I don't have lots of money or anything but I have the use of credit cards. I figure what am I saving my money for anyway.
Get out to Aspen again. What is it a money issue???
Well I will talk to you later.
*name*
Is this dude trying to hit on me?"
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What do YOU think, dear reader? Frankly, I can't think of anything straight that can come after "I met a dude on a chairlift."
Also, who the fuck writes down someone's email on a chairlift?
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