If there's one thing Joel is known for besides eating dick, it's nothing.
So imagine everyone's utter surprise when Joel saunters into the Food Court at the Burbank Town Center, a mall that's known to not have any dick eateries at all!
The kids working the Lotus Express were crestfallen.
Auntie Anne's Pretzels thought it was a joke.
The woman at Saladworks actually shat herself.
Joel, in fact, cause such a stir that he was confronted twice by mall security, once in front of the Piercing Pagoda, and one by the Make Your Own Teddy Bear Bullshit Factory.
Turns out that it wasn't Joel at all, but Roger Camberon, famed Joel impersonator. Roger forgot he had his Joel outfit on instead of his regular clothes and was just bopping in to get a Chilito. But always the professional, Roger took photos with some thrilled fans and signed a few dicks.
(pictured above, a realtor in Maryland who is so successful, he wears a tuxedo and carries a Clio Award with him. More on Young Kang here.)
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