How an innocent trip to traffic court turned into a dick-eating smorgasbord for Joel, in fourteen steps:
1) Joel wakes up
2) Joel takes a shower
3) Joel gets dressed
4) Joel picks up the morning paper from the curb
5) Joel enjoys a nutritious breakfast prepared by his chimp servant
6) Joel adjusts the thermostat to conserve energy while he's away
7) Joel waves hi to Mrs. Goldfarb sweeping her porch
8) Joel drives his RAV4 to traffic court
9) Joel stops at a stoplight and checks his hair
10) Joel finds a parking spot in the shade
11) Joel walks to the traffic court building
12) Joel sees a lot of dick in a nearby alley
13) Joel gobbles a motherfucking load of dick
14) Traffic court judge wastes an hour of his time waiting for Joel, reads the latest Mother Jones magazine
(pictured above, this week's top-selling pattern at Joann Fabrics)
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