Friday, September 21, 2007

Don't Get Your Font in a Curlz

More typographical awfulness from Brooklyn:

Wine list. Classy.

Nail salon. Typical. (Yeah, I'm taking a photo of your shop, bitch)

Back scratcher?! Random!


But the most flagrant violator EADJ has ever seen has to be Dizzy's Café in Park Slope:



Jesus, it's like the owner strided into a Kinko's, handed the Desktop Publisher a floppy disk, and said, "Make all my signage with this whimsical font, you orphan raper!"

Not that Kinko's employees aren't orphan rapers. Some are. Actually, a lot are. A vast majority are. Especially the third shift ones. That's why if you walk into a Kinko's late at night, they have to come to the register from the back, because they're raping an orphanage out back. For serious. I'm surprised no one has noticed this before.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

rubgy auther take a tip from the flip. gotta curl-e-stoye for the girl-e-boy. gotta run. gotta rumble. gotta take a tummy tumble. gotta love the man upstairs. got love your lovely wares. gotta porsche to pass the time. gotta a job that's yours not mine. got a call about flip flop flying. got a dream about sky diving. gotta care for david too. gotta cause he's my favorite so i call him "bug-a-boo." got a say vince is back. but no more so than a flack-de-flack. woop. woop. woop. gotta love it!!!!!!

Estoye said...

Heyyyyyy!

Welcome back!

Anonymous said...

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