Monday, September 17, 2007

Touching base with our fanbase



There have been some mutterings that the content of this blog has drifted away from its main goal– covering Joel eating dick– to content of a more scatological nature.

Yeah, maybe. But we've found that it's the palate-clearing mints of the poo poo and pee pee stuff that makes the Joel-choking-down-cock thing more delicious.

Like, seriously, do you really want to read DAILY entries about how much dick Joel actually eats? You do? Oh, okay. We'll try to do more, then.

Like just yesterday, Joel helped hold the ladder for the contractors roofing his apartment complex because it allowed him to eat all their dicks as they went up and came down. The fact that some of the dicks he ate were from illegal immigrants casts a slight brown shadow on the proceedings, but still, free dick!

(pictured above, fuck that noise)

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