Monday, January 8, 2007

A new beginning for Joel.


2007 promises to bring new hope and dick to Joel. He has resolved to make a new start and has already quit his job as a CompUSA greeter. He will now devote more time to writing screenplays for Tatum O' Neal's new series "Wicked Wicked Games." To show their faith in the project, the studio MyNetworkTV has even purchased an additional one episodes! Way to go, dick eater!


Joel has also reportedly lost more weight. He is now a healthy 130 lbs, although his liver only works intermittently now. Atkins-tastic!

(pictured at the top: kitchen renovations on 24 force a Trekkie –Trekker, whatever– to forlornly stroke his Tribble mouse cover)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

first of all, it's the GI diet. Heard of that, oh he who Goodwill must looooove?

Second, is CK getting another remodel? No one tells me anything.

Third, Tatum sounds like taint, mmmmmmm... Don't know why I thought of that.