Thursday, January 25, 2007

Joel: A Bottomless Dick Pit


Lou Gramm once said "Too much ain't enough to satisfy me." Such is the case with our hero Joel. Still fresh from the 7000 Dick afterparty, he went to Koi in West Hollywood to devour some sashimi and dick. He was spotted leaving with Ashlee Simpson, although the two have not been linked by any of the tabloids.

Always gracious with the paparazzi, Joel waved hello to the cameras before climbing into his Subaru Outback. Flashbulbs lit the tinted windows enough to show that Joel was eating yet even more dick with Ashlee. Sources close to the Outback have said that the dick belonged to Joe Simpson. Creepy!

(pictured above, The Hyatt Place teams get briefed for the 4th time at 5:40 pm.)

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