From day one, we at EADJ have prided ourselves on staying true to our Mission Statement: to bring you the latest news on dick being eaten by Joel. But sometimes other news is so urgent that Joel's escapades with dick must be put on temporarily on hold. Such is the case with a photo taken yesterday at 12:49pm in the 225 North Michigan tunnels:
AN ACTUAL PHOTO taken of the shorter, fatter version of Scott Peterson.
As you can see, he is definitely fatter. That gut must be at least a 42 inch waist. And look at those tits. Scott doesn't have tits.
Joe Nudelman (don't laugh) has seen this photo, however blurry, and has confirmed that this is indeed the SFVOSP.
Local authorities have been put on alert, and Scott Peterson has been notified. Shown the photo, Scott chuckled, but then sat in uncomfortable silence, wondering when this joke was going to end.
1 comment:
Scott, I feel you pain. These jokes never end. But don't feed the joke by trying to laugh with it. Or they'll make it a blog. Trust me.
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