Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract changes, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Clit and Taint: Do It Again

• Windbattles

• Scarcely a Zebra, Don

• Shadowboxing With Actual People

• Doxxing The Elderly

• My Hand

• These Flanges Fucking Suck

• Ian Watson Will Threaten You In The Queen's English

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Marvel's Watcher

• Zack and Cody Build a Meth Lab

• The Emboldened Idiots

• Project Runway: Heterosexual White Guy Edition

• You Are Not Smarter Than A Fifth Grader

• Jim Henson's Muppet Erotica

• I Am Not Kevin Hart With A Hat starring D.L. Hughley

This Week's Least Used Twitter Hashtags

Twitter is full of idiots, but even they don't use these hashtags. Go ahead and use them, idiot.

#Trump2020

#Blankaspubes

#veganpizzayum

#Kasichthecologne

#playingWordswithISIS

#Dennyswithyourdickout

#dryheavinganddryhumping

#yourmothersashesmakeagreatlubricant

#FlavorFlavwouldmakeaterrificWalmartgreeter

#putablanketonthedonkeyforfuckssakeitscoldoutthere

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Sammy Hagar has fallen so far since leaving Van Halen.

See, this is what you get for making him wait too long for a table at Olive Garden.

Kwabs didn't let a little power outage stop him from giving blood.

Maitre Gims forgot to take his biker jacket off before getting into his waterbed.

Don't worry about that mosquito. Meek Mill got it.

Nickelus F kept track of what all the former "Real World" cast members were up to, and he took it seriously.

Jesus is not impressed with Perry Boi's Photoshop skillz.

"Why yes, I do have my own microbrew. How'd you know?"

I hate to be so generalist about this, but you just know this album fucking sucks just by the cover.

Finally, a pimp for all those Bratz Dolls.

UAG

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

And now, this month's worst and/or least explained hip hop mix tape covers:

Nice job, Bigga Rankin and DJ Frank White. By "subverting" the imagery of white power and Nazism, you've inadvertently made it look like you're standing in a garage with the motor on, trying to reach the garage door opener.

Chris Brown: album cover designer.

Not sure if those jet-powered missiles are from the 1940's. I'm actually surprised no one added any "hip hop" elements like a Kangol hat or bottle of Dirty Sprite in Kong's hand. Missed opportunities.

Yeah, that's what I want to do with a Mercedes. Park it across three parking spaces in front of a Citgo like an asshole. Also, it's night time, assholes. Lose the shades.

When someone comes up from behind you and smashes a gigantic light bulb over your face, just keep your cool and tell them that compact fluorescent bulbs save a lot more energy. Take the high road.

No change needed.

Kendrick Lamar demonstrates the danger of having too much gold in your grill: you end up vomiting the molten precious metal all over your new keffiyah scarf.

Vast Aire spared no expense for his album cover. He got the "best of the best"airbrush t-shirt artist to render his likeness on a vintage photo of 1960's New York City.

When Joe Budden runs out of deli flyers to pass out on the sidewalk, he just "hangs tough" and does the rosary in the middle of the street.

An awful cover based on an even more awful movie directed by M. Night Shyamalan. It's like Big Kurt is daring us to even listen to it. Nope!

Joker Too Cold breaks and enters an antique dealer's apartment and attempts to rob the tenant of four floral hat boxes and a medicine bag full of expired liniments.

See, Tony Mars is just like Don Draper, except he's unkempt, is tatted out and is not so drunk that he vomits in his wife's new oven. U Mad Man?

I'm going to just assume that Barack Obama really did tweet about #TrapStarzMusic in between fighting sequester budget cuts and overhauling the immigration system.

I honestly don't know where to start here. Is this really a hip hop album or one of those prop CD covers they use on sitcom bookshelves? Jesus.

Many Questions

1) What's a vaginal mesh?
2) What's a mesh sling device?
3) Why would I need a mesh sling device?
4) Why would a mesh sling device cause me to suffer?
5) Are those a dude's hands?
6) Why is that dude gripping his belly?
7) Does a vaginal mesh sling device extend all the way to a male's belly?
8) If one's mesh sling device did cause suffering, wouldn't most people be too embarrassed to sue?
9) On top of the embarrassment, how embarrassing would it be to try to qualify for compensation and get denied?
10) Wouldn't going through life without a mesh sling device be better than having one fail on you and then get denied compensation from some shady-ass online company?
11)

We Meet Again, JOTB

So this morning I was downloading soundtracks from one of my favorite illegal websites, when I happened upon a title that still makes me cringe:



Both of you who follow EADJ on a regular basis might remember a movie with this title was reviewed in a 2009 Crappinema and has so far been considered the very worst movie of all the shitty movies we've reviewed.

But what's different here on this soundtrack is that it's an animated children's movie. And it's in 3-D!



The YouTube page for the trailer bills "Jock Of The Bushveld" as "South Africa's first 3-D Movie!" Wow! That's like Iceland's first bubble tea shop! Or Jamaica's first mortgage finance consulting firm! Where do I queue up?

Regardless of the fact that it's animated or has fancy depth, I'm going to assume this will be as excruciatingly boring as the live action movie I was subject to in 2009. A prospector befriends a dog. The dog dies. 120 min.

There is no way you can make that story last two hours and be enjoyable. And that includes throwing footage of Playboy Playmate Sara Jean Underwood eating penis-shaped popsicles in a cowgirl/cheerleader outfit made of cellophane. Besides, how appropriate for children would that be, really?