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And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Calculate 25th Percentile

One instance in which you'll be viewing score percentiles is when you look at school rankings to figure out whether or not you even have a shot at getting in your school of choice. Let's say you're looking at the SAT scores for the Really Prestigious School you're thinking about attending, and you find yourself staring at this information from last year's incoming freshman when you peruse their website:

25th percentile scores for incoming freshmen: 1400

75th percentile scores for incoming freshmen: 1570

What does this mean? 25th percentile means that 25% of the accepted students made a 1400 or below on the test. It also means that 75% of the accepted students scored above a 1400. 75th percentile means that 75% of the accepted students made a 1570 or below on the test and that 25% of the accepted students scored above a 1570

The percentile rank formula is: R = P / 100 (N + 1). R represents the rank order of the score. P represents the percentile rank. N represents the number of scores in the distribution.

And speaking of scores, if you're on a date while riding in my limo, please don't ask me if people have ever had sex in the back of the car. The answer is always yes. Every time. Be safe, kids!

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This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness, Week of August 20

Just in case you had never heard the first 6000 times he's mentioned it: 50 Cent once got shot. I think my mother knows this already. 

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And the award for Most Literal Album Cover goes to...

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Here's the thing- if you don't call ahead and tell the front desk you want an EARLY CHECK-IN, you're going to be left waiting in the lobby like a plebe.

FKA twigs decided to really go for that booger at the next stop light.

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I'm not a guns expert, but "all I know" is that a semiautomatic weapon doesn't need a scope on it.

The "KISS" font. The literal interpretation of a Jimi Hendrix lyric. I like it!

Jesus rolled dice for your sins?

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