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This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness, Week of August 20

Just in case you had never heard the first 6000 times he's mentioned it: 50 Cent once got shot. I think my mother knows this already. 

Hey, look. The ultimate YES album cover/sports car dorm poster.

And the award for Most Literal Album Cover goes to...

I honestly don't know where to begin here. I just didn't realize guys still shaved stripes into their eyebrows. I thought that went the way of Vanilla Ice in "Cool As Ice."

Here's the thing- if you don't call ahead and tell the front desk you want an EARLY CHECK-IN, you're going to be left waiting in the lobby like a plebe.

FKA twigs decided to really go for that booger at the next stop light.

"Hello? Do you know how to use Photoshop? No? Okay."

I can't tell if this is supposed to be that "James Bond" tunnel or if these two assholes are stuck in a clothesdryer.

I'm not a guns expert, but "all I know" is that a semiautomatic weapon doesn't need a scope on it.

The "KISS" font. The literal interpretation of a Jimi Hendrix lyric. I like it!

Jesus rolled dice for your sins?

N⚭.

Coming Soon To A Sam Goody's Near You

Featuring the tracks

• "WHAT RU CHKN?"

• "Smokin In The Boys Room"

• "(Get Your Older Brother To) Buy Us Beer"

• "Run Home To Mommy"

• "Fingering Amy Dodd (Why Haven't You Yet?)"

• "The Movie 'Grease" Has A Really Good Message To It"

• "NyQuil"

• "Do It. Do It. Do It. Do It. Do It. Do It. Do It. Do It. Do It. Do It. Do It (Do It)."