Spotted On Facebook

A new species of humanoid that communicates mainly via meme:

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Here Are All The Terrible Things That Will Happen If You Fail To Collect All Four Slurpee Mustache Straws at 7-Eleven

• the sky will rain bile

• goats will start tweeting their bleats

• Katherine Heigl will get her own talk show

 • Ticketmaster will start requiring you to lick a dog's asshole for every ticket purchase you make

• Guns 'N Roses will threaten to release another album

• Couches will become less comfy

• Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen will learn to act

• banjos will become a romantic instrument

• certain brands of dildo will start vibrating like they mean it

• Ke$ha will be converted to Ke£ha

• [insert lame New England Patriots cheating joke here]

• neo-nazi groups will introduce the fancier "swash-tika"

• The world's supply of chives will vanish, leaving you with just sour cream flavored potato chips

The ProofrEADJer, May Edition

"Lord Vaultimore?"

UAG

Yea, Though I Walk Through The Shadow of Pathmark

An Ad Spotted in An In-Flight Magazine

An ad for Blu "premier" electronic cigarettes- not those cheapo ghetto electronic cigarettes you grab at any bodega- endorsed by "DJ Heavy Grinder."

So it's a no-tar, no-ash, no-odor, electronic cigarette that makes you look like you're sucking on a pen light. But is it still addictive and cause cancer in infants? I hope so.

It sort of makes sense that a girl with colored contacts, dyed hair and a faux fur would endorse a fake cigarette. And her man hands makes me think DJ Heavy Grinder's got another secret. Pickle!

Here's the link to Blu Cigs.

And here's DJ Heavy Grinder's myspace page.