Yet More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Where's Josh?" "He's gone."

"Then where's Donnie?" "He left, too."

"Gordon?" "Gone."

"Well, shit."

"Any chance we could talk you out of this with a Target gift card?"

"Aw dude, and you say you've been flossing? I don't believe you."

"That's my girl, dog." "I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!"

"Help!"

"You wanna be equalized? Cuz I got an idea– you're sitting there nursing a gunshot wound to the side, but over here I don't. So how about I do this..." *shoots self in the side* "AUGGHHHH... see... now both of us are shot, see? Now we're equals, tough guy.  You like that?"

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Fold A Throw Blanket

Fold the throw in half vertically for the flip and flop method. Then flip in half over your forearm and flop it over the back of a sofa or chair. For the flip and toss method, fold the blanket in half vertically. Take hold of the middle and toss in place.

And speaking of holding the middle, if you're ever feeling nauseous while riding in the back of my limousine, asking me to pull over so you can puke will automatically get you 20% off your total bill. I don't have that in writing, but that's a promise. Stay safe, kids.