Yet More Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande

All previous entries here.

It isn't enough for ubiquitous popstar Ariana Grande to dominate the charts and radio playlists; she also would like the world to recognize her as the cutest thing EVAR. We at this humble blog respectfully disagree with Ms. Grande, offering the following list of things that are objectively cuter:

• Pony saddles

• Those little white shoes that the animated M&Ms wear.

• The way dogs wolf down cupcakes

• Origami Yoda

• That red cement ball in front of Target that kids love to climb on and that old people bump their hip against

• The German word for little bear: Bärchen

• The Mars Attacks! flying saucers

• Stuffing apples into your sleeves so it looks like you have biceps

• Squirtle

Here Are Your Job Numbers For Timesheets, Week of 8/9/19

>> Hello. This is Betty, your office's new AI reception bot. Hello!

>> As this is FRIDAY, AUGUST 9, it is now time to start filling in your timesheets. 

>> Enclosed is a list of the job numbers you are REQUIRED to use to submit. Did you know you can tell a lot about an elephant by looking at their tusks! Elephant tusks never stop growing, so enormous tusks can be a sign of an old elephant!

>> Fill in your TIMESHEETS. It's going to be a great day!

48881- Rationing insulin

94193- Pulling too soon on the grocery receipt printer so it breaks

08124- Blaming domestic violence on Punch 'n Judy puppet shows

31992- Putting Threepio back together

64922- Hitting a homer for the kid in the hospital

64923- Hitting a grounder for the less-deserving kid in the hospital

64924- Hitting a sinker for the uninsured kid

54656- Playing through

64925- Striking out for the kid who was faking their injuries

32208- Blaming it on the rain

57355- Taking your date to the Redbox for a movie

84403- Making up a job number and hoping it works

01999- Party like it's

The ProofrEADJer: Early June Edition

Smecial Dreams Entry

I guess I published it.

The ProofrEADJer, Augustus Augustus Edition

DISASTER HAS STRUCK

You  know how we always brag about never missing a single weekday entry in EADJ's six year history, including holidays?

Well, we finally missed one: Memorial Day. Monday, May 28, 2012. Shit.

Not to make excuses, but this reporter had to go into work that day because some shithead scheduled a new business pitch on that Tuesday. So instead of relaxing and throwing in a lazy blog entry (most likely an Ugly Andrew Gall), I was working from 10am-11pm on some shitty presentation, and it never crossed my mind to post something. Anything.

THANKS, WORK, FOR FUCKING UP OUR PERFECT RECORD.

Let's Spit On the Outside Part of the EADJ Mail Sack Before Inserting Our Penis In It!

(pictured above, another submission by a not-busy-enough Vince)