>> Hello. This is Betty, your office's new AI reception bot. Hello!
>> As this is FRIDAY, AUGUST 9, it is now time to start filling in your timesheets.
>> Enclosed is a list of the job numbers you are REQUIRED to use to submit. Did you know you can tell a lot about an elephant by looking at their tusks! Elephant tusks never stop growing, so enormous tusks can be a sign of an old elephant!
>> Fill in your TIMESHEETS. It's going to be a great day!
48881- Rationing insulin
94193- Pulling too soon on the grocery receipt printer so it breaks
08124- Blaming domestic violence on Punch 'n Judy puppet shows
31992- Putting Threepio back together
64922- Hitting a homer for the kid in the hospital
64923- Hitting a grounder for the less-deserving kid in the hospital
64924- Hitting a sinker for the uninsured kid
54656- Playing through
64925- Striking out for the kid who was faking their injuries
32208- Blaming it on the rain
57355- Taking your date to the Redbox for a movie
84403- Making up a job number and hoping it works
01999- Party like it's
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