Friday, August 9, 2019

Here Are Your Job Numbers For Timesheets, Week of 8/9/19


>> Hello. This is Betty, your office's new AI reception bot. Hello!

>> As this is FRIDAY, AUGUST 9, it is now time to start filling in your timesheets. 

>> Enclosed is a list of the job numbers you are REQUIRED to use to submit. Did you know you can tell a lot about an elephant by looking at their tusks! Elephant tusks never stop growing, so enormous tusks can be a sign of an old elephant!

>> Fill in your TIMESHEETS. It's going to be a great day!


48881- Rationing insulin

94193- Pulling too soon on the grocery receipt printer so it breaks

08124- Blaming domestic violence on Punch 'n Judy puppet shows

31992- Putting Threepio back together

64922- Hitting a homer for the kid in the hospital

64923- Hitting a grounder for the less-deserving kid in the hospital

64924- Hitting a sinker for the uninsured kid

54656- Playing through

64925- Striking out for the kid who was faking their injuries

32208- Blaming it on the rain

57355- Taking your date to the Redbox for a movie

84403- Making up a job number and hoping it works

01999- Party like it's






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