An Imagined Conversation: Things the Photographer Said To the Models of Depend Packaging

The following are things the photographer probably told the Depend undergarment models during the photoshoot:

"Okay, now give me DryShield! Give me Odorblock! Yes! Yes!"

"That's it. Now lift your chin and point it in the same direction as your bulge. Perfect!"

"Slay, king! Give me more! You're gonna be on the XL packaging, you know! Act like it!"

"Okay, now look like you've walked in on your fiancée who found your Depends and you're not a little turned on by that. Yes! EXACTLY that expression!"

UAG

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"Lionel, put on your pajama bottoms and slippers. We're going to the bank!"

This woman at the playground just finished a Zumba class and has some Captain in her. 

Yeah, tiger stripes was the way to go. Good job, April.

I mean, the CVS Pharmacy isn't supposed to be Buckingham Palace, but really?

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Le Return De Racist Appliances!

Another Visit To Pathmark

I know we don't do this bit anymore, but I took a trip to Pathmark that was extra prolific. So whatever.












And if it weren't obvious already, there's a Dunkin Donuts right next door: