Showing posts with label Blu Ray DVDs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blu Ray DVDs. Show all posts
Monday, January 6, 2020
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Monday, January 21, 2013
To The Nearsighted People Who Want To Buy The "Everybody Loves Babies" DVD
Hey. Be careful, folks. If you just grab what you think is the DVD to "Everybody Loves Babies" because of the stacked multi-colored horizontal stripes on the cover, you may get more than you bargained for. Like a movie with four interlocking stories all connected by a single gun that converge at the end and reveal a complex and tragic story of the lives of humanity around the world and how we truly aren't that different. Or about two pot growers who face off against the Mexican drug cartel who kidnapped their shared girlfriend.
Of course, if you're nearsighted to begin with, you might not be able to tell the difference.
Monday, June 4, 2012
You know how we always brag about never missing a single weekday entry in EADJ's six year history, including holidays?
Well, we finally missed one: Memorial Day. Monday, May 28, 2012. Shit.
Not to make excuses, but this reporter had to go into work that day because some shithead scheduled a new business pitch on that Tuesday. So instead of relaxing and throwing in a lazy blog entry (most likely an Ugly Andrew Gall), I was working from 10am-11pm on some shitty presentation, and it never crossed my mind to post something. Anything.
THANKS, WORK, FOR FUCKING UP OUR PERFECT RECORD.
Monday, January 10, 2011
A Message From Hansen Cakes of Los Angeles
Hello. Are you a non-talented relative of someone famous who needs a cake for a special occasion? Let Hansen Cakes of Los Angeles cater your birthday, wedding or coming out party.
Whether you're the undeserving "actress" who got her big break through her television mogul father or the daughter of a lawyer who famously defended a football player who murdered his wife, you can be sure that Hansen Cakes of Los Angeles will accept the money your fathers made to bake and decorate a cake for you.
We also open to catering for undeserving parents of famous children, like Michael & Dina Lohan, Lynne Spears or Joe Simpson.
Whether you're the undeserving "actress" who got her big break through her television mogul father or the daughter of a lawyer who famously defended a football player who murdered his wife, you can be sure that Hansen Cakes of Los Angeles will accept the money your fathers made to bake and decorate a cake for you.
We also open to catering for undeserving parents of famous children, like Michael & Dina Lohan, Lynne Spears or Joe Simpson.
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