A Message From a Potential Employer

A chat on my phone:

Sushi? SUSHI?

The Newest Added Perks For AMC Stubs Members

Movie theatre juggernaut AMC has a rewards program called Stubs that many in the industry are calling "the best fucking goddamn rewards program ever". Here are the latest additions to the ever-growing loyalty program:

• Hot towels for everyone who says they're with you

• Unlimited use of the lemur costume

• Unlimited free nachos refill any time from 3:52pm to 3:53pm

• We'll cover for you if you cheat on your spouse here

• Special air conditioning vent directed toward your crotch

• Exclusive concession only for Stubs members: ONE GIANT RAISINET instead of a bunch of little ones

An Ad on Facebook

I think that's a @istake.

The ProofrEADJer: Total End of July Edition

Misuse of a contraction. 10 yard penalty. Possession, Steelers.

The ProofrEADJer: December Edition

The ProofrEADJer, March Edition

"March is a month of considerable frustration - it is so near spring and yet across a great deal of the country the weather is still so violent and changeable that outdoor activity in our yards seems light years away." -  Thalassa Cruso 

Wedding Tips with Jessica Foster, Part 4

In this chapter, Jessica answers a common question regarding reception music.