VidCon 2024's Newest Roster Additions!

Social Media's biggest gathering of content creators is back– this time with even more guest appearances! Almost all tickets have been sold now, with these newest additions to the schedule:

• Lumbar Lizard will appear not only WITH his ex-girlfriend/co-content creator but also his EX-DOG!

• Horny-librarian-who-went-viral Cassidy Richmund will be acting as an usher

• Chappell Roan's donut shop co-worker (who still works there) will tell lots of amusing anecdotes about the pop star

• Republican Vice President candidate J.D. Vance will conduct an eyeliner tutorial onstage

• Flash Animation founder Curry Alphonso will walk through the halls asking if anyone needs anything animated

EADJ Has Finally Narrowed Down The Possible Answers To The Question "Who Put the Bomp (in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)" From The 1961 Song

After decades of expensive research and on-site interviews, EADJ has narrowed the list of suspects from Barry Mann's one hit doo-wop song "Who Put the Bomp (in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)" where he wonders aloud who wrote the song that made his baby fall in love with him.

We've narrowed it down to 8 suspects:

1) a 48 year old Richard Nixon

2) Casey Kasem

3) a railroad hopping hobo

4) Jesus of Nazareth

5) Italian horror filmmakers Mario Bava, Riccardo Freda, and Antonio Margheriti

6) 1960 Summer Olympics Sailing Gold medalist David Smith

7) D.B. Cooper

8) in the song they say it's a man, but it could've been Julia Child

Sullen Andrew Gall Shows You Boat Safety

 

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Only a cheap headband keeps Preme's worst instincts in check.

Most boring Apprentice viewing party ever.

Awkafina is lucky none got on her glasses.

Casanova reluctantly takes the trash out but realizes it would make a great ALBUM COVER.

As you were. Stet.

Kash Doll regrets installing the fancy new door to her walk-in closet.

I bet you $50,000 this has annoying robot sound effects and bleeps in the intro.

Drunk on purp, Don messes with IG filters until something looks halfway artistic.

Let's Boost The Visibility Of The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by John Reid, what appears to be a doppelganger of me in a white down coat.

"So many Asians with camera phones."  -J.R.

The ProofrEADJer, March Edition

"March is a month of considerable frustration - it is so near spring and yet across a great deal of the country the weather is still so violent and changeable that outdoor activity in our yards seems light years away." -  Thalassa Cruso