Monday, July 9, 2007

Wedding Tips with Jessica Foster, Part 4

In this chapter, Jessica answers a common question regarding reception music.

100 comments:

Anonymous said...

okay. what up with witherspoon in that video? lame-o. seriously. the guy has a permanent smirk throughout the whole thing. like he just let a really stinky silent one rip and jessica is totally unaware. lame-o is all i can say. and what's with the page-boy haircut. come-on josh. you can do better! seperated at birth: josh witherspoon in wedding tips with jessica foster, part 4 and ryan boblett pretty much all the time. boo ya moi tribe. take it to the limit but just don't waste what ya got. and who let one rip? josh!!!!!!!!!!!!! not again!!!

Anonymous said...

other than that it was pretty good episode. wish there was more dancing though. i've seen j-fo shake it wild and free before so why not now?

Anonymous said...

wild and free!!!! wild and free!!!! sounds like a lunch date with david estoye. who did win that by the way?

Anonymous said...

okay everyone. hands off the keyboards. hands off the keyboards. melinda's making rounds to figure out who's typing this crap.

Anonymous said...

josh, is that you? bill says hello.

Anonymous said...

more witherspoon, not less! more witherspoon, not less! we wanta see those hot toes again. and that sly smile. those warm eyes and that sultry voice. comeon josharoo show us what you got. what, you're taken? no way! boo hoo. sad and lonely. wish it weren't true. dangit.

Anonymous said...

and jessice. are you going to be a bridesmade at this wedding? will there be a special dress to show off the crack! woo hoo. woo hoo. brides mades with plumbers butt! brides mades with pumbers blutt!!!! hoot and holler! give the dame a dollar! dancing! eating! wedding! we all fall down.

Anonymous said...

doesn't anyone have any work to do around here?

Anonymous said...

slotkin will not be pleased.

Anonymous said...

no baguette for you.

Anonymous said...

and no pizza either.

Anonymous said...

noel ritter is quiet the hitter. played softball and had the whole field a jitter. gotta run noel from first to third. come back around and give the other team the bird!!!!! the bird ..!.. woot! woo! we love ya bab. we love ya all.

Anonymous said...

but who is all and what are they doing. let's call a meeting about this. it's really getting out of hand. who could possibly have this much time on their hands. hands that type. tip tap type. hands that are ripe. rip rap ripe. hands that do a dance. the slide. the smooth. the prance. hands that shake to the left and then to the right. hands that hoot and holler all damn night. who's hands are like this?

Anonymous said...

brad's hands are nice gentle and warm.

Anonymous said...

ayana's hands have weathered a storm.

Anonymous said...

melinda's hands have hugged her first born.

Anonymous said...

and david's hands are pretty war torn.

Anonymous said...

just like iraq baby. just l ike the qest.

Estoye said...

Maybe using voice recognition software? Just listen for someone saying "woo hoo" way too much.

Anonymous said...

milk. cereal. milk. and cereal.

Anonymous said...

boo ya to the left. boo ya to the right. wedding tips hip hip hooray all damn night!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

the man speaks. and he's always funny. hats off to that. woo hoo with a cherry on top!

Anonymous said...

almost the same number of comments as my age.

Anonymous said...

.....NOT.

Anonymous said...

comment blocker.

Anonymous said...

that would fix EVERYTHING.

Anonymous said...

except of course josh's performance in wedding tips with jessica foster, part 4.

Anonymous said...

and that smell.

Anonymous said...

nobody should get paid for this.

Anonymous said...

not even a dollar?

Anonymous said...

and here i was going to ask for a raise.

Anonymous said...

keeping it real. just keeping it real.

Anonymous said...

i haven't mentioned _____ in a while. so there man who says boo ya.

Anonymous said...

spies are everywhere searching for the anonymous tipster who called the central office and said boo ya the other day. it's funny how things like that blow out of control. it's like a wedding where all the guest have had too much to drink and they just don't know what to do with themselves.

Anonymous said...

really what is EADJ if not a spot for the entrothed to talk about upcoming nuptials and schiznit like that and that stuff. it's not like a married man with a heart of gold would do a diddly do dingleberry with a strawberry cream pigeon roost just for the sake of flaunting a hot one. oh no. no way. it's more the effect of water on the cloud of ocean lake park and the dream of a child going fast and furious towards their mark.

Anonymous said...

write that down.

Anonymous said...

whatever you say my man. whatever you say.

Anonymous said...

is spinach healtheir than frog's legs?

Anonymous said...

and is grule any better than strudle?

Anonymous said...

these are the questions jessica should be answering.

Anonymous said...

is heinz any better than huntz.

Anonymous said...

i think so!

Anonymous said...

i think not.

Anonymous said...

comeon. definitely. there's no contest. heinz winds hands down. even all those hands talke about above.

Estoye said...

EVERYBODY STOP PICKING ON JOSH

Anonymous said...

who has the smelliest farts in ck?

Anonymous said...

everyone should fart in their cubicle RIGHT NOW and then melinda should call up someone from accounting. tell her everyone has a question. see how long she lasts walking from cubicle to cubicle. whenever she can't take it no more is when there's winner.

Anonymous said...

simian is always the winner. at everything. seriously. that guy is the shiznit. cool. suave. seriously. you don't know what i know. he's the man. truly.

Anonymous said...

josh has hot ankles.

Anonymous said...

and larry listerine has smooth eyes.

Anonymous said...

now i wish some rep would visit with some mcdonalds apple pies. why don't they ever bring that?

Anonymous said...

woo hoo! woo hoo! half way to the 100th comment on this post means half way to lunch with estoye!!!! woot woot!

Anonymous said...

I'm a persistent douchbag!

Anonymous said...

cafe kriv graphic standards manual in one word: CURLZ

Anonymous said...

persistant smirksistant. come on larry. you can do better.

Anonymous said...

i'd say heinz. definitely heinz.

Anonymous said...

pbvpvhvvvvvhhhhhhhhhh splat

Anonymous said...

that woulda been betta without the splat at the end. much more tastefull and for real.

Anonymous said...

it's cruel to eat veal.

Anonymous said...

make mine a HAPPY meal!

Anonymous said...

schameal shcmazel. hopinfeffer corporated.

Anonymous said...

WHO THE HELL IS DOING THIS?

Anonymous said...

AND SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING?

Anonymous said...

SERIOUSLY.

Anonymous said...

maybe you should be working instead of reading this? ever think of that one bud?

Anonymous said...

or babe?

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE TOTALLY RUDE AND INCONSIDERATE. WE'RE ALL TRYING TO WORK HERE.

Anonymous said...

f

Estoye said...

FLAME WARS

Anonymous said...

that was comment 69!!! hahahaha. got ya!!! hahahah. lol

Anonymous said...

The super cool office of big kahuna Peter G. Krivkovich.

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Anonymous said...

If people don't shut the fuck up about me, I'm gonna cold STAB a bitch in the heart, ya heard?

Anonymous said...

josh. wuz up with the anger. calm down bro. nobody meant no harm. no harm no foul.

Anonymous said...

is this ryan boblett as stuntman? http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/

Anonymous said...

she stated it simply. simply enough not to be agreed with before you exceed it. i hope the us wins the world cup. now with the same ease that could be used it quickly became much more intense. boo ya josharoo witherspoo

Anonymous said...

what up yall? do the watusi with a fresh faced scuzzi. love it to the limit. bring it like you got it!

Anonymous said...

back from lunch. back from lunch. oh yeah. another afternoon. another day a waisting away on Eat A Dick, Joel: The Big OL' Blog.

Anonymous said...

Some people here have nice lips.

Anonymous said...

witherspoon is seriously a fine man. specimin in brains, wit, style, intellect, and looks. the guy got it all. no joking here. really no joking around. seriously. sherry probably could add to this. oh no! oh no! woo hoo! woo hoo!

Anonymous said...

and others here give lousy tips. you know who you are.

Anonymous said...

how to spot a pirate in the office and other books by tim lick those lips and hold me tight.

Anonymous said...

nice ad!

Anonymous said...

vince ate pizza! vince ate pizza!

Anonymous said...

and someone. i'm not naming names. had a dunkin donut today.

Anonymous said...

but mosot of all what we all want to know is if this will get up to the luinch-winning 100 posts today... that's the question baby. that's the question.

Anonymous said...

Peter make it "G"reen Krivcovichhhscd

Anonymous said...

josh has looooong legs. long limbs. long toes. and loooong design skillz.

Anonymous said...

he a crack bang whiz. while jessica's crack is just a spin around the lincoln log hoodoo guru washing of the slip slap stomping.

Anonymous said...

oh yea! you said it right aywana.

Anonymous said...

i wanna see ayana have lunch with david. please let her win folks.

Anonymous said...

ANDREW. CUT IT OUT. REALLY. THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.

Anonymous said...

sorry

Anonymous said...

woo hoo! woo hoo! we're getting close to 100.

Anonymous said...

here's what you need to do...

Anonymous said...

when this gets to 100 just post the 100th post with your name and you'll win lunch free with david E.

Anonymous said...

we are so close this aint even fun. whodathunkit.

Anonymous said...

who will win?

Anonymous said...

who will it be...

Anonymous said...

don't all type at one, but the next post will be the winer.

Anonymous said...

David, it looks like you and me will be having lunch tomorrow. Thanks for it! I'm totally stoked to have won! Woo hoo! Woo hoo!