Movie theatre juggernaut AMC has a rewards program called Stubs that many in the industry are calling "the best fucking goddamn rewards program ever". Here are the latest additions to the ever-growing loyalty program:
• Hot towels for everyone who says they're with you
• Unlimited use of the lemur costume
• Unlimited free nachos refill any time from 3:52pm to 3:53pm
• We'll cover for you if you cheat on your spouse here
• Special air conditioning vent directed toward your crotch
• Exclusive concession only for Stubs members: ONE GIANT RAISINET instead of a bunch of little ones
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