A Few More Mall Kiosks And What Their Attendants Are Probably Thinking

Jordan at the Otto Cases kiosk in the Manchester Square Shopping Center in Manchester Square, VT 

• That bitch at Auntie Anne's never gives me free pretzels.

• Every time I see someone walking around with a phone without a case, I go into a BLIND RAGE

• And to think, Mom considers me the *successful* brother. LOL

Daniel at the VR360 kiosk in the Ashland Plaza Mall in Ashland, OR

• I bet I could orgasm without touching myself

• Is Sherri Shepherd from "The View" single?

• Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Trish and Gail at the Got Candy? kiosk in the Fayette Mall in Lexington, KY

• I could totally steal her man. (Trish)

• I could totally steal her man. (Gail)

• Old people shouldn't drive.