Monday, April 12, 2021

Bruce Willis's Inner Dialogue Based On Movie Posters


"Survive the Night? If I can survive this shoot without undercooked food in the craft service, I'll be happy."


"I'm sure this Chad Michael Murray fellow is a lovely person, but when did he and I get joined at the fucking hip?"


"THAT'S the title of the movie? Fine, whatever. As long as the check clears."


"Now I really don't get this title. And I'm a cop in this one? Is this a romance? No? Shit."


"I remember being in a Seagrams Golden Wine Cooler commercial with Sharon Stone. Those were the days."


"This is kind of fun. Sci-fi. This other guy seems familiar, too. We're acting on green screen? Shit."


"Please help me. I don't want to be in movies anymore. Not even good ones."

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