The excellent writing staff at Alex Jones's InfoWars are at it again. They've been so prolific that they've been gracious enough to share with EADJ some false stories that they'll be covering on the show in the coming weeks. Here's a sneak peek!
• Horse manure mixed with pumpkin seeds cures male pattern baldness
• Public librarians are spying on what books you read, so don't read
• The letters of the word "TURBAN" can be rearranged to spell "TERORISM"
• Every Disney animated movie contains hidden codes that can unlock the Freemasons' seed vault in Norway
• Sweater vests were invented by homosexuals to add some casual, friendly style to a shirt and tie
• LASERS!
• Memory foam products actually retain any information about you and digitally transmit the info to "Big Mattress"
• Taco shells are actually made by Americans, thus stealing jobs from hardworking Mexicans
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