Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

The ProofrEADJer: Late October Edition

EADJ Fashion Round-Up: Deep Autumn Edition

Brown car, brown shirt, brown shorts, brown shoes. Despite his best efforts, he really stands out.

Spotted in Penn Station, which apparently has trains running to Yavin 4.

Spotted on 6th Avenue. A little match-matchy, but definitely stylish.

Legend of Zelda: Link To the Fat

A fur varsity jacket? I thought those only existed on Beverly Hills 90210.

What would fit in those pockets?

These are the type of middle aged folks you see all the time in Soho. Pretty fabulous.

Both ladies had a different way to incorporate the "Big Bird" look.

"I dunno, just try pulling the helmet really hard on your head."

A thousand bucks says these two have a podcast. A thousand.

Muumuu Lady and Karate girl leave after slaying a couple of Whoppers. Paging Wes Anderson!

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

The class wasn't ready for it when these two got on the desk and started fucking.

"smh" not "mml"

The outtakes for this shoot weren't awkward or embarrassing enough.

Everything about this cover irks me: the type, the fact that the wheels are turned, the open door, the guy smoking but there's nothing in his fingers. Grrrr.

It's not a double bass, but at least it's not a ukulele.

I don't know if that's another dog's leg, but if it is, that's fucking horrific and depressing. F

I hate trap music, Wale.

Hey, look. It's that "cash me outside" girl. Hard pass!

Didn't you hear? Every mixtape and album from Lil Wayne from now on will use a childhood photograph of him.

Fun fact: Super Mario Land is located in Brazil.

Part history lesson, part reddit.com/r/fuckmyshitup

I think I know exactly what this album sounds like.

Introduction to Photoshop: Lesson 1: Building Head Stacks on Shitty Mixtapes

To Err Is Human- To Forgive, Pathmark

UAG

More Awful But Available Porn Names

Welcome to the San Fernando Valley. Now that you have a permanent address here, would you like to become a pornstar? Of course you would. So to get you started in the adult film industry, here are some terrible names you can pick from to become famous:

HIM

Joblerone
Lionsack O’Shit
Seafood Newberg
Beto O’ Pork
Hanley Hanley Roy
Deepcock Choke-ra

HER

L’Shana Tova
Fentanyl
Ella Vader
Eska Later
Snow White Ana Humpsmen
Franny Pack
Shitzin Giggles

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract changes, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Container Store Wars

• Garrison Keillor's Mexican Variety Show

• Two Broke Girls With Their Daddy's Credit Card

• Mike Pence's Prayer Bibletime and Shower Show

• TENDONS

• Junior Health Inspectors

• Last Heckler Standing

• Stuff That Fits Inside Your Mom

• So You Think You Can Spell

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Old People Talking About Their Arthritis

• Gay Guys RomCom Viewing Party

• Visigoths! Visigoths! Visigoths!

• Another Crappy 70s Show Reboot

• Even Younger Sheldon

• Opioid! The Musical

• Moose Knuckle & Camel Toe

• Vince Offer, the Slap Chop Ninja

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