Spotted On My Spotify

Three very good listening options.

More Awful But Available Porn Names

Welcome to the San Fernando Valley. Now that you have a permanent address here, would you like to become a pornstar? Of course you would. So to get you started in the adult film industry, here are some terrible names you can pick from to become famous:

HIM

Joblerone
Lionsack O’Shit
Seafood Newberg
Beto O’ Pork
Hanley Hanley Roy
Deepcock Choke-ra

HER

L’Shana Tova
Fentanyl
Ella Vader
Eska Later
Snow White Ana Humpsmen
Franny Pack
Shitzin Giggles

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract changes, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Container Store Wars

• Garrison Keillor's Mexican Variety Show

• Two Broke Girls With Their Daddy's Credit Card

• Mike Pence's Prayer Bibletime and Shower Show

• TENDONS

• Junior Health Inspectors

• Last Heckler Standing

• Stuff That Fits Inside Your Mom

• So You Think You Can Spell

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Old People Talking About Their Arthritis

• Gay Guys RomCom Viewing Party

• Visigoths! Visigoths! Visigoths!

• Another Crappy 70s Show Reboot

• Even Younger Sheldon

• Opioid! The Musical

• Moose Knuckle & Camel Toe

• Vince Offer, the Slap Chop Ninja