HI this is Cassandra the daughter of DADDY
He left me in his office while he goes to a MEETING but he wanted me to send OUT the JOB NUMBERS for timesheets which Daddy says is DUE at the end of the day
After this SENTENCE are the job numbers everyone is SUPPOSED to use:
82455 - Convincing the freelancer to quit
53252 - Wrestle with your conscience
53253 - Wrestle with your partner
20005 - Somehow finding fault in the OK Go music videos on YouTube
85258 - Spraying PAM between your tits
80030 - Staying up late at night, hating Hillary Clinton
75590 - Inspecting the working conditions at the Cheesecake Factory
41123 - Gluing googly eyes to the back of a corpse's head
35875 - Making up job numbers
48814 - Pretending you didn't just sit hard on your balls
35801 - Kegel exercises
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