AirPods was stressed.
So was Traffic Barrel.
Ambulance smirked through his dizziness.
Towel Rack Brackets were all befuddled.
Elevator Button said, "Ooooo girl, WHO DID YOUR HAIR"
(thanks, Emily Kane!)
Potbelly Stove said the same thing.
Minion Balloon hung out with his three friends.
Office Smoke Detector swallowed a power pellet and chased some ghosts.
Old Fence Posts marched against blacks, hispanics, Catholics and mixed marriage.
Two Trashcans and A Sidewalk winked at me.
Light Switch and Doorstop acted all crazy.
And Traffic Partition asked Senator Ruth Martin, "Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself? Toughened your nipples, didn't it? Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?"
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