Guys, here are a few unorthodox ways to celebrate V-Day with your lover:
• Take her to a lavish, expensive dinner, then "forget your wallet."
• Sneak a raw egg into bed during sex, then throw the egg against a wall when you climax. Color her impressed!
• Google "Venice, Italy." Print out a series of photos of Venice that you find. Make a collage board and give it to her. If she asks if you two are going to Venice, tell her yes but hide the damn collage board at your earliest opportunity. Stupid idea!
• Ask her to marry you. If she says yes, get married, live a long happy life with her and raise two beautiful children in the process. If she says no, continue whatever you're doing, champ.
• Present to her flowers stuck in your pee hole.
• Go to the grocery store to make your own homemade "Edible Arrangements" bouquet. Fight off the flies and gnats as you hand deliver that sticky, dripping, disgusting mess to her workplace. Get defensive if the receptionist asks if you want to see her. Notice how the receptionist actually has some pretty sexy legs...
• Eat shit and die (Milo Yiannopoulos only)
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