This security guard Yuri from downstairs
Sorry for not speak English as hot as rest of you workers, but managerment ask me to remind every one in office to fill out sheets of time before day end. Other wise department of accounting will be un-able to "cut" a pay-check for your particular employee number.
HE SAY THIS EMPORTANT
Please see list below for list of number to use for timessheets:
TIMESSHEETS BEGIN NOW:
83485 - Knocking the hustle
28555 - Choking on bubble tea yet AGAIN
42409 - Waking up at Medieval Times with no memory of how you got there
99244 - Saying you'll drain the swamp when in fact you're making it worse with even more corrupt appointees
11135 - Deciding between a hard taco and a soft taco
29492 - Pinpointing why "Suicide Squad" sucked so much dick
83347 - Calling your friend Margaret "Maggie" for the first time to make sure it's okay
421193 - Strumming my pain with his fingers
399304 - Sharing my life with his words
441486 - Eating corn on the cob the wrong way, making you look like a goddamned slut
252009 - Checking grandma for a pulse and being disappointed
731424 - Smuggling barbiturates in your Hatchimal
No comments:
Post a Comment