Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of January 2017

I know, I know. A certain shitty-President-to-be has cornered the market on awful tweets, so it pretty much renders this segment null as of January 20. But until then, here are the worst hashtags you can utilize in your little Twitter rant:

#koalatits

#dasvidaniyaPutin

#eroticnightterrors

#skeksisinathong

#smashmouthonvinyl

#dollarstoreheistmontage

#killingmesoftlywithhisknife

#theEverlyBrothersdickstouching

#standinginlinealreadyforthat50ShadesofGreysequel

#playingCardsAgainstHumanitywithanactualwarcriminal