Here now are several nonexistent taglines for a movie that shouldn't exist in the first place:
But that's not all, folks. Here is a new movie we came across: "Shark Exorcist," presumably from the same filmmakers (who cares)?
"Satan has jaws" is their real movie tagline, but it is such WEAK SAUCE. So here are two bonus taglines for this presumably equally stupid shark disaster mashup movie: