WHO DOES A CHAIR HAVE TO BLOW TO GET A CAMERA OVER HERE?
TASK CHAIR IS HERE TO WHIP SOME WHINY PUSSIES INTO SHAPE. GET MAD! GET AGGRESSIVE! GET PRODUCTIVE!
TASK CHAIR HAS AN ADJUSTABLE SEAT TO ROB YOU CANDY-ASSES THE ABILITY TO WHINE ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH AN UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR. CHECKMATE PUSSIES, THIS CHAIR CAN NEVER BE UNCOMFORTABLE. YOU'VE GOT TASKS TO COMPLETE, BETTER HOP TO.
CLEAN OUT YOUR EARS AND TAKE THE NETI POT OUT OF YOUR ASS, CUZ TASK CHAIR JUST SPUN THE CHORE WHEEL AND IT LANDED ON YOU. BETTER WHIP OUT YOUR W2S AND CALCULATOR, BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO PREPARE YOUR TAXES BY YOURSELF. WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHAIR TO DO IT ON? NICE TRY, COCKSUCKER.
TASK CHAIR HAS ROLLING CASTER WHEELS TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU CAN LEAVE AT ANY TIME. NO, IDIOTS, IT'S FOR YOU TO QUICKLY ROLL TO THE PRINTER TO UNSTICK THE JAMS. AND WHERE'S MY COFFEE? SLACK FUCKWADS.
SO GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF THAT PAPA SAN AND GET SHIT DONE RIGHT ON A MUTHAFUCKIN' TARGET BRAND TASK CHAIR. GODDAMN THAT FEELS NICE TO GET SHIT DONE, AMIRITE?
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