Hello all. This is Matthew from the 8th floor. Candice is out of the office this week to go on a brewery tour, so I'm taking over billing for the time being. And I need not remind you all to do your timesheets on time, or else we can't bill the client, and it screws up our entire billing cycle. So PLEASE do your timesheets either today or tomorrow morning by noon. Use these codes:
83660 - Shitting
20931 - Pretending to have black friends
23244 - Trying to work the word "legerdemain" into conversation
99798 - Trying the blood pressure thingie on your genitals
611925 - Arguing the benefits of Stridex vs. Clearasil
319794 - Googling "Soul Asylum lyrics"
313346 - Conjugatin'
952755 - Nailing Annie again
240697 - Updating your FAIL BLOG from 5 years ago
627342 - Spackling up the glory hole (for good this time)
583123 - Ordering the jerk chicken without giggling