"Yeah, I'm in front of the Flatiron Building. I'm wearing Mom jeans with a metal pole up my ass– you can't miss me."
"Make good choices today so you don't have regrets tomorrow." - some shitty Facebook quote meme
Eva managed to take her kids to the arcade after finishing her shift at Spicy Latina Airlines.
Spotted at the public library. It took everything I had not to squeeze the red bulb to see if her head honked like a horn.