If you're ever fortunate to run into artist Yoko Ono on the street or at a Bed Bath & Beyond, here are a few things you shouldn't say to her in conversation:
2) "Did the Plastic Ono Band break up because one of the band members got romantically involved with someone outside the group and that became a distraction and created tension?"
3) "Do you still sleep naked with a man slinging his leg over your shoulder like that?"
4) "You should really watch 'Hell's Kitchen.' Not that it has anything to do with you or The Beatles, but because Whatshisname is such a CARD!"
5) "When you poop, do you make that awful noise like when you sing?"
Bonus: 6) "Gordon Ramsay! That was his name!"
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