Thursday, December 11, 2014

Some Hollywood Movie Ideas Based On Some Toys Spotted At Walgreens

The entertainment complex continues to desperately mine every avenue for ideas for movie scripts.  Here are the latest in-development properties that Universal Studios, Warner Brothers, Sony Pictures, 20th Century Fox and MGM are working on:


"So Soft Baby" starring Sasha Grey and Tom Hardy

An ex-con vows to protect his stripper girlfriend from a marauding band of devil worshipping swordsmen, led by Steve Buscemi.


"Battery Operated Cash Register" starring Sean Astin, Kat Dennings and Michael Douglas

A flea market comes alive when newcomers Astin and Dennings take over the wicker chair repair booth run by veteran Douglas. Karen O and Barbra Streisand collaborate on the soundtrack.


"Brute Construction" starring Toby Maguire, Corbin Bernsen, Cheri Oteri and Dan Fogler
Three gay guys start a construction site and discover the deep-rooted prejudice (and HILARIOUS HIJINX!) in the industry. Cheri Oteri stars as their wacky/sensitive receptionist.


"Street Savage" starring Dane Cook, Rhys Ifans and Alison Brie
A take-no-prisoners, run-from-the-law, lone gun, lone wolf, black sheep from the wrong side of the tracks gets fired from a tanning salon, run by Rhys Ifans, who isn't having it.


"Tommy the Turtle" starring Steve Carell, Eddie Money, Glenn Close and Freddie Highmore
This partially animated family film follows the journey of a computer generated talking turtle as he tries to reconnect with the family that left him at the beach "by accident."


"Play Food Basket" starring Eddie Griffin, David Alan Grier, Vivica A. Fox, and Jamie Foxx
This movie isn't directed by Tyler Perry. Why does that surprise you?

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