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5 Things You Shouldn't Say To Yoko Ono

If you're ever fortunate to run into artist Yoko Ono on the street or at a Bed Bath & Beyond, here are a few things you shouldn't say to her in conversation: 

1) "I really loved the song 'Yesterday.' Oh, Paul wrote that song? Whoops."

2) "Did the Plastic Ono Band break up because one of the band members got romantically involved with someone outside the group and that became a distraction and created tension?"

3) "Do you still sleep naked with a man slinging his leg over your shoulder like that?"

4) "You should really watch 'Hell's Kitchen.' Not that it has anything to do with you or The Beatles, but because Whatshisname is such a CARD!"

5) "When you poop, do you make that awful noise like when you sing?"

Bonus: 6) "Gordon Ramsay! That was his name!"

An IM Convo, Submitted By JOEL HIMSELF

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It turns out it was a real woman contacting Joel. Her name was Rita Bega, the disgraced sister of Lou Bega of "Mambo Number 5" fame.