EADJ Fashion Roundup: "Brace Yourself, Winter Is Leaving" Edition

Goodbye, hideous winter coats. Hello, hideous spring ensembles.

Don regretted cutting in front of Wolverine in line to the bathroom.

Despite the fact that Grace festooned herself in a shiny gold fur-lined rain jacket and rubbers to show she had money, she still couldn't catch a cab to save her life (I guess even cabbies have taste).

Is that a furry Cinnabon, or did a giant furry falcon take a big furry dump on this woman's head? You'd think that turd would slide right off the back of that Teflon coat.

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.

Work you cares away,
Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.

Huey couldn't wait for spring, even though it was still only 40º outside. His feet said fuck it and decided to go out in Tevas anyways. Who needs toes, mang.