Tuesday, April 1, 2014

On The Next Episode of the Lifetime Original Series "Walkway To Parking"


A showdown. A reckoning. And a chance for redemption.

Donna Parks (played by Melissa Joan Hart) discovers that the forces of evil have conspired to remove her from the Discounted Sipper list at Coffee Hut. Furthermore, Magneturtle is back and has blocked the walkway from the parking lot to the bank. MAJOR INCONVENIENCE.

But Donna has a few tricks up her sleeve. Or more likely, up her shirt. She uses her supple breasts as weapons against Magneturtle, who has never seen size C's this dangerous.

Will she prevail? Has Magneturtle met his match? Will Coffee Hut be open past 6pm as they'd promised earlier in the year? Because it's too far to walk to Ground Down, and they have pretty spotty customer service, if you ask me.

Rated MA for teenage witch tits and cartoon violence.

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