This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Due to the poor mileage of his customized low-rider, Clyde Carson's drive to the Hollywood hills cost him $673.87.

Hey Dae Dae and Just Rich Gates, there's no need to Photoshop Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sly Stallone into your mixtape cover- those guys are more than happy to show up for $100 apiece.

Luckily for Master P, a tank blew a hole in the side of the garage, thereby foiling his suicide attempt to inhale exhaust fumes from a miniature Rolls.

GLEE + BUKKAKE = NO FUCKING WORDS

Someone left a deer carcass on the Queensbridge, y'all.

How smooth is Tory Lanez? So smooth that he can make Fly Girls from 1994 time travel and hang out with him on the floor of his local Chipotle.