What's Going On Here?

I spotted this threesome around 10pm in a New York City parking garage. This series of photos tells an incomplete story of two guys and one girl- who are they? How do they know each other? What are they talking about? Why haven't they shot at me yet?

Here now are several scenarios that we cooked up that attempt to explain who these three are:

• A young man named Chell goes on a date with his high school crush. He learns she does cocaine, so before he takes her to a club, they visited Chell's drug dealer cousin who works at a parking garage to score some coke so Chell can "score."

• Monica breaks up with Tristan when he fails to propose to her on their fifth year dating anniversary. She immediately dates an older boy, who proposes to her after only 3 weeks of dating. Monica and her new fiancé pay a visit to Tristan at his job at the parking garage to announce the engagement. Tristan plays it cool although it's breaking his fucking heart.

• Donovan is always protective of his sister Gwen and has a great sixth sense of which guys are bad for her. Gwen knows this and takes whatever boy she's dating to get a sense if he's worth dating. Their code is this: If Donovan has both feet down, the guy is solid. If he leans against a column and lifts one leg, however, the guy is probably either a irredeemable douchebag or a useless momma's boy.

• McMillen is a veteran cop who happens to just look young. He poses as an attendant at a parking garage adjacent to a known mob-owned restaurant to keep an eye on the low-level players to observe which ones are moving up in the organization. Here he is casually making small talk to mob enforcer Joe "Prosciutto" Panelli and his show-offy ditz girlfriend Candace. Rated R for violence and brief nudity.

• Seth is a clumsy, lovable bear of a guy who just wants to have a girlfriend. After hitting it off with a nice girl at a late night yogurt joint, he takes her to the aquarium, four bars, a dance club, one of those places where you can paint pottery, a fondue joint, and finally back to his car at a parking garage. Hector, the parking attendant, is about to tell Seth that the girl is a prostitute.