Tessa shows off the latest Czech Republic fashion in an all-denim pantsuit covered by a vinyl jacket and purse made from the skin of a Romanian dog.
Meanwhile at the Jersey Shore, J-Woww stands all contrapposto while her guido juicehead boyfriend aggressively stakes the joint out for someone to defend her honor against. By the way, "Jersey Strong" never meant "Jersey Smart."
Cam and Cam sport matching stripes down the boardwalk as they discuss New Order vs. Depeche Mode.
Valerie was pretty sure she nailed the job interview. Pretty sure.
There's short pants, and there's get-followed-by-a-creepy-guy-with-a-camera short pants.
George celebrated the recent civil union between André 3000 and Will.i.am by eschewing socks in church.
No change here. Have a great, fun summer, girls!
Madeline, or "Tragic Contessa" as she's about to be known as at school for the rest of her senior year, gets ready for prom.
Girl, Rhonda looks good in a pattern. Mmm hmm. Looks good. Purse don't even have to have a pattern. That shit can be solid white. Rhonda can pull it off just with her outfit. Mmm hmm.
Betsy uses a bold red top to distract from the eye-bleeding pattern combination of her leggings and bag that makes your retinas explode.
Times have been tough for Gail since Steve Jobs' death.
Fiona texted the entire concert, although it was a miracle she could see her phone past those ginormous snoobs.
Hey, laugh all you want. Laugh at his golf shorts swimming trunks or her overstuffed, over-revealing bikini. Laugh at the contrast of the two different body types. And sure, laugh at their hats. But fuck it. They found each other, didn't they? They could certainly give a shit about you.
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